Monday, May 18, 2009

Hey there, Cupcake.




I, for one, am tickled pink to see the wave of cupcakeries blooming across this great nation. What could be better than a few bites of spongy goodness crowned with a cloud of toe-curling buttercream?

Cupcakes are an “affordable luxury,” in consumer-speak. What I really like about them is their lack of commitment—it’s like a Sweet Fling compared to the Long Haul. I mean—why be saddled with a WHOLE nutty carrot cake, when you just want a few minutes of deliciously spicy escape?

Jennie from the Block and I hit the road to see what Tampa had to offer in the way of sweet flings. Here’s what we found:

--The Cupcake Spot (also in St. Pete): “Doesn’t smell cupcakey,” Jennie proclaimed upon entering the strangely aroma-less bake shop. The lack of adornment in the plain pink, black and white storefront made the case of iced delights stand out like crown jewels. Go for the flavors. Jennie’s Chocolate Elvis was a hit: moist banana cake and surprisingly good peanut butter (!) icing capped with a little fudge pompadour. My Va-Va-Vanilla lacked va-va-voom; sure, the cake was fine but I’m a buttercream junkie. Theirs was too whippy; it needed more velvety heft. More Scarlett O’Hara, less Melanie Wilkes. Cuppy’s strawberry pink cake tasted like a childhood memory; I liked the sour cherry ball on top, but I still had to contend with that sad snowdrift of vanilla frosting. NEXT!

--Square One Burgers: Who knew our Battle of the Buttercream Champ in this round would be a sit-down burger joint with real cloth napkins (and to Jennie’s delight—Mr. Pibb on tap!)? The Creamy “Dreamy” Vanilla boasted a moist delicious cake AND a buttercream I can really get into—that paper-thin sugary crust that gives way to…well…my kind of heaven. The Chocolate’s tooth-rottingly sweet icing overpowered any real chocolate taste. Red Velvet missed the mark, but I’m hard on Red Velvet—very few bake up as good as Fannie Flagg’s recipe in her Fried Green Tomatoes cookbook. Jennie reached Cupcake Nirvana with the Carrot Pecan—hallelujah! (Their burgers are pretty good too.)

For additional choices close to home, check out “Sugar Fix in a Sarasota Alley,” on MySpace. (www.myspace.com/cortwrite)

In Savannah, look up the Cupcake Emporium on E. State St. Philadelphia’s got classic and creative flavors at The Flying Monkey in the Reading Terminal Market. SoCal bound? Try downtown Pasadena’s Dots on N. Fair Oaks and when you’re out antiquing in Old Towne Orange, stop at The Perfect Circle.
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Step right up, folks!

Life is one big amusement park: thrill rides that make your stomach do flip-flops (Will I get that new job? Will he notice that I exist?), freak shows (pick any morning TV program—the one with Hoda & Kathie Lee, for example), cotton candy and fried things on sticks (those rare days when EVERYTHING lands in your favor, YUM!), games to test your skill (balancing the checkbook), exhibitions of humanity that defy the imagination (try people watching at any mall/airport/beach…). And you don’t even have to buy an admission ticket for all that.

As for me—I live to explore the world, from hidden treasures and wondrous experiences in my own back yard to what’s going on across the country and around the world. Almost every outing presents an opportunity to see or do something new. I never know what adventure awaits around the next corner.

I never expected to do barrel rolls over the Gulf of Mexico in an open-cockpit, circa 1941 biplane, but there I was, strapped in behind the pilot, laughing and hooting like the barnstorming aviatrix of my daydreams. I never expected to zip line through a Costa Rican forest, but I did—and dang, those valleys are deep and wide between aerial platforms!

I also never expected, after 20 successful years of working my way up to my “dream job,” that I’d quit the 9-5 grind cold turkey to do my own thing, which largely consists of investigating the infinite possibilities a creative life has to offer.

I’m going to be your Spirit Guide—your “Free Spirit” Guide—at this Roadside Attraction: introducing you to people and places, art and culture, food and drink, stuff that delights the senses: anything that I find interesting, entertaining, fascinating or just plain weird, posted here for your enjoyment.

Hopefully Roadside Attraction will encourage you to see the world in its Technicolor splendor and to appreciate the little things. Every person has a story and every place has its charms. Maybe Roadside Attraction will inspire you to explore new places of your own.

So now, I draw back the velvet curtain and present to you this Roadside Attraction serial, in which the curiosities of mankind shall be revealed in kaleidoscopic glory…

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